Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
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Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
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u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Randomize