The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
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Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
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Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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