then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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