I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
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Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
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i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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