I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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