im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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