do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
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I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
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I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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