Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Randomize
