somebody snuck up and got me drunk
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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