dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
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We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
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All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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