scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
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Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
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Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
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