He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
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No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
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Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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