So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
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