a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
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he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
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oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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