I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I'm both gender and math confused
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