You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
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We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
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Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
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I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
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