Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
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i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
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Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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