With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
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Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
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I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
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