Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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