Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
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