Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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