WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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