I hate all girls vehemently.
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
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I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
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You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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