And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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