guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
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Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
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No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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