just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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