I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
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I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
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And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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