Porn is love you can see.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
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She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
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She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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