How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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