i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
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I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
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I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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