But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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