why didn't you poke me back
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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