Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Your mouth is God's brothel.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
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It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
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Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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