No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
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