Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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