All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
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I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
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Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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