I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
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I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
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I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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