I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
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Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
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so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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