Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
no, he came in my armpit
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
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im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
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Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
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