if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
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Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
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I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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