just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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