The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
You're a waste of cheezeits
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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