brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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