So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
...so i touched it.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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