Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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