When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
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i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
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is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
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