please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
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Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
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Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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