i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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