you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
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I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
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PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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