The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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