And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
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