I just saw a hot homeless man
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
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She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
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This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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