She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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