I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
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What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
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THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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