He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Randomize
