I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
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