Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
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i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
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If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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