Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
the day after is always just damage control
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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