Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
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it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
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And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
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